Suburban Zen Seeker Pillows

Please stand by...for view.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man showing in the rain.

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga To-Do

Tree Pose To Support

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"You've been served."

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'