Zzz Seeker T-Shirts

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Man showing in the rain.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga To-Do

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"You've been served."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."