Zzz Seeker Prints

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Unguided imagery

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man showing in the rain.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Fitness guru.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"You've been served."

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'