Zen Seekers Gifts

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

Zen Bowling.

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

Have a very calm Christmas

Nervous Buddha

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

'Unlike me, seek financial peace first, before inner peace.'

"Limbo!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Unguided imagery

Man showing in the rain.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"Showoff"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.