Zen Chaser Gifts

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

The Salesman

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Unguided imagery

Man showing in the rain.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"I don't know what went wrong."

Yoga To-Do

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Men can show their emotions!

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"You've been served."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."