Zen Chaser Mugs

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The Salesman

Unguided imagery

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man showing in the rain.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

Mohamed Salah

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

"You've been served."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'