Distance Chaser Gifts

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Cimafunk

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

A skier and a paraglider

Chasing Covid Variants

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Chasing the dollar

Get a life

Man on motorbike.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Today, interest rates rose on news that general fear is up, so why not raise interests rates too?'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Cosmic Ray

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

'He never has an energy crisis.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

Cymbal Player's Music Book

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Cross Channel Leap

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

A guy like you who lives life in the fast lane has to expect a few fender benders.

'Back up just a little bit more, dear...now which button do I push?'

Motorbike