Air Mile Chaser Gifts

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

A smiling cyclist

"I told him we needed more string."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

A skier and a paraglider

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

Windfarm Autumn.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Becalmed yachts

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Flying the kite in strong winds

Get a life

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Igloo Windfarm.

Man on motorbike.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'Quick, open the back door!'

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."