Altitude Chasers Gifts

A skier and a paraglider

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Ski-ball.

Angel with speed camera.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Lost aliens checking their map.

We are here!

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'He never has an energy crisis.'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"Of all the times to stall."

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."