Altitude Chaser Gifts

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Painting clouds

"You left this on our ship."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The World Wide Web.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

A smiling cyclist

"I told him we needed more string."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Football

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'You do Botox?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

Window in the Sky.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

A skier and a paraglider

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'