Altitude Chaser Gifts

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Painting clouds

"You left this on our ship."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The World Wide Web.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"I told him we needed more string."

A smiling cyclist

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Football

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

'You do Botox?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

A skier and a paraglider

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Window in the Sky.

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"