Pace Chaser Gifts

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

The World Wide Web.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Surfing koala.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Breakthrough

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Football

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Early Exercise Machines

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Window in the Sky.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'I've got a board meeting!'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Golfing with God.

A tessellation of running figures.

Walken On Clouds

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'