Air Mile Adventurer Gifts

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The Fast Lane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Look, son, real estate."

Airliner

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Crop duster wanted.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"AI tsumoney"

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'