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'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"I told him we needed more string."

A smiling cyclist

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

A skier and a paraglider

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

Windfarm Autumn.

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Becalmed yachts

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Flying the kite in strong winds

Get a life

Igloo Windfarm.

Man on motorbike.

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'Quick, open the back door!'

"Isn't this nice?"