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"Well, after an 18 hour delay what alternative is there?"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Out To Lurch

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"Quit moving"

A dog banging a snare drum.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Cosmic Ray

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

Dreaming of an angel.

"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

Poet with a lauding bar on his head.

"What do you say we follow something else?"

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

'Shall we factor-in two weeks waiting for inspiration?'

'You never speak to me now that you have a muse.'

"The only time my muse ever shows up is when I'm on break."

Chairlift to hell.