Zen Seeker Of Laughter Gifts

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man showing in the rain.

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga To-Do

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

"You've been served."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'