Zen Seeker Of Laughter Prints

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Unguided imagery

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man showing in the rain.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga To-Do

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"You've been served."

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

Tree Pose To Support

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'