Zen Navigator Gifts

"Enigmas happen. Relax for goodness sake."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I am not asking for directions."

"Showoff"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Set sail

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"You are here"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."