Zen Navigator Pillows

Trans-continental Meditation. 'Are we there yet?'

Follow your bliss. The obstacle is the path. If you aim for it, you are turning away from it. Zen GPS.

"Enigmas happen. Relax for goodness sake."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

The Life of Pi

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."

"Showoff"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Set sail

"You are here"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...