Zen Zone Navigator Pillows

Transcending the physical looks good on you.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Showoff"

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

Working from OM.

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"Mom?"

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zen Litter Box

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

"Enigmas happen. Relax for goodness sake."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'

Ignorance and Bliss

He's been like that for hours - I think he's binge meditating.

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"