Zen Zoner Pillows

Mindfulness

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Enlightened Cursing

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

Working from OM.

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

Binary Meditation.

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"Enigmas happen. Relax for goodness sake."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'