Zen Pathfinder Gifts

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Hither and Yon sign

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Showoff"

Scurile travels

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Pavement Artist

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Mom?"

Tourist Directions

"Enigmas happen. Relax for goodness sake."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Unusual Staircase

How?

BMX riding in Bavaria

life route

Failure - Success

"I've taken up meditation! - Well, it's better than sitting 'round all day doing nothing. . ."

Climber to guru: 'Where's the outrage?'

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.