Zen Pathfinder Gifts

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Hither and Yon sign

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Showoff"

Scurile travels

'I remember when all this was fields.'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Pavement Artist

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Mom?"

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Tourist Directions

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"Enigmas happen. Relax for goodness sake."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Unusual Staircase

BMX riding in Bavaria

"Bloody Cyclops!"

How?

life route

Failure - Success

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

The first cartoon. (A fish walks out of water on to land. Its footprints indicate a simultaneous path on both sides of a tree.)

Climber to guru: 'Where's the outrage?'

"I've taken up meditation! - Well, it's better than sitting 'round all day doing nothing. . ."