Zen Driver Gifts

"This IS better than meditation."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Unguided imagery

Man showing in the rain.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Want to make it two out of three?'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Turmoil change.

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"You've been served."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."