Zen Driver Mugs

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"This IS better than meditation."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Man showing in the rain.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Turmoil change.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga To-Do

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"You've been served."