Zen Biker Mugs

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Dog yoga

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Turmoil change.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Enlightened Cursing

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Working from OM.

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

I am one with stupid.

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Transcendental Litigation

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Zen Master Huineng

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'