Zen Cop Gifts

"He's learning to stop and search himself."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Man showing in the rain.

Zenemies.

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Guru.

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class