Zen Cop Gifts

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Unguided imagery

Zenemies.

Man showing in the rain.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Fitness guru.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Guru.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class