Zen Executive Gifts

Looking for a gift that fits the calm yet driven spirit of a zen executive? Our collection offers clever and sophisticated options that celebrate their balanced approach to leadership and serenity. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find the perfect item that acknowledges their unique blend of tranquility and ambition.

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'Goopta believes in a businesslike approach to enlightenment.'

'Goopta believes in a businesslike approach to enlightenment.' mockup

'Goopta believes in a businesslike approach to enlightenment.'

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"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!" mockup

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

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'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!' mockup

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

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Zenemies.

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Yoga.

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After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread. mockup

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul." mockup

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

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'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?' mockup

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

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'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?' mockup

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

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"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks." mockup

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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Guru.

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"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet." mockup

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

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"Show off."

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When Buddha came to nirvana.

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"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow." mockup

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

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'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.' mockup

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off." mockup

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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"Hoarder."

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"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?" mockup

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

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'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.' mockup

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

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Zenboni

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Relax.

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'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?' mockup

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

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Binary Meditation.

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Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later! mockup

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

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"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?" mockup

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

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Zen Executive Gifts Collection

Zen Executive Mugs

Explore our collection of zen executive mugs and find the perfect blend of humor and calm for their daily routine.

Zen Executive Pillows

Discover pillows that bring peaceful elegance and subtle humor to any space, tailored for the zen executive.

Zen Executive Prints

Find inspiring prints that reflect the serene yet powerful presence of the zen executive—perfect for their office or retreat.

Zen Executive T-Shirts

Check out our zen executive t-shirts, designed to showcase their calm confidence with a touch of clever wit.