Zen Equestrian Gifts

'I thought you were getting alternative therapy today...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Yoga classes door.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Turmoil change.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

I am one with stupid.

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Working from Om

He's been like that for hours - I think he's binge meditating.

Unchanged … and yet completely changed. Tao Jones Indexes.

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

Working from OM

Rin Tin Zen.

Traffic Sign Haiku

'If I could just speed this up a little, I'd be out of here in thirty years or so.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'So? -- What could be more Zen than empty calories?'

He was reaching for enlightenment and threw out his back.