Zen Fitness Enthusiast Gifts

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

The rock caricature

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

Exercise now!

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."