Zen Fitness Enthusiast Gifts

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Running

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Exercise now!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Dog stretching before a walk.