Zen Golf Enthusiast Gifts

'Have you tried adjusting your grip on the golf club?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I think you're ace

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Snooker Golf.

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Putting Practice.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Zeus's Caddy