Zen Garden Enthusiast Gifts

A child watches a yin and yang symbol grow on a flower.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Environment Friendly House.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Ecology

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"