Urban Garden Enthusiast Gifts

Desk of an urban farm manager

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

You will always find a spot to garden

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Neurotics in the tropics

Gardening new year's plans

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.