Zen Garden Enthusiast T-Shirts

A child watches a yin and yang symbol grow on a flower.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Environment Friendly House.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

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