Zen Fashionista Gifts

Guru wearing 'Calvin Klein' pants

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"I want one of those!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'Nice smile.'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Steampunk

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Fairy Queen

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Sub-Zero Gravity

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

'I will need to watch the replay.'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

"Take me to your tailor."

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Sushi hats

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Clothing on other planets

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

Bikini Between Buildings

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

Phil's new yoga-golf technique was beginning to perturb the others.

The Real Housewives of Alpha Centauri