Zen Fashionista Gifts

Guru wearing 'Calvin Klein' pants

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'Nice smile.'

"I want one of those!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

Steampunk

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Fairy Queen

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'I will need to watch the replay.'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

"Take me to your tailor."

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

Sushi hats

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

Bikini Between Buildings

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Clothing on other planets

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

End of Mask Use

"My ringtone is the sound of one hand clapping."