Zen Gifts

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

Buddhist - You were here.

Working from OM

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

'Don't trust him David - he's an authority figure.'

'My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping.' 'Mine is to figure out how this smart card works.'

"I practice Corporate Zen. It's like regular Zen, but a teensy more cutthroat."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

Zen Bowling.

A Buddhist monk dreams of chairs

Rin Tin Zen.

"Whose idea was it to pillage a zen garden?"

Working from Om

'If I could just speed this up a little, I'd be out of here in thirty years or so.'

A sandworm eats a statue of Buddha

The Doctor is Zen

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Zen: Be unaware of dog.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

A Japanese Zen master who has been meditating too long.

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

Highway Haiku

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps.

'The truly enlightened don't NEED beer coolers!'

'A Zen jumble sale'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Would you look at him, with that more-enlightened-than-thou look on his face!"

"Now, do you want to be part of the problem or part of the solution?"

Zen & the art of looking busy.

'What is the sound of one ham clapping...?'

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Desert Zen Garden

He was reaching for enlightenment and threw out his back.