Zen Handyman Gifts

Enlightened Cursing

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Painting the Ceiling

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

I did it my way.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Yoga classes door.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Zenemies.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

'Now it fits.'

Yoga.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Lovely dovetail."