Zen Thinker Gifts

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Man showing in the rain.

Zenemies.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Unguided imagery

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Yoga classes door.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Fitness guru.'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'