Zen Thinker T-Shirts

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Zenemies.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Unguided imagery

Man showing in the rain.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Guru.

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'