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'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

Binary Meditation.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

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Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Man showing in the rain.

Unguided imagery

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Zenemies.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

Terry had a computer bug.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Guru.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'