Zen Coder Mugs

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

Binary Meditation.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

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Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Man showing in the rain.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Unguided imagery

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Zenemies.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Terry had a computer bug.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'