Zen Legal Warrior Gifts

Transcendental Litigation

Hate Platforms

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Human Rights for All

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Old administration and torture.

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"Namaste."

New York Corruption - 'Wholesale and Retail' - Double Standards in Dealing with NY Thieves

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

I am one with stupid.

Time is running out for Julian Assange.

House hunting is cruel.

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

"A word to the wise, counselor: Anymore of these tiresome displays of ethics, and I'll have you jailed for contempt."

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

Crime - Punishment