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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Human Rights for All

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Old administration and torture.

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Your witness, Mr. Fusco. I would hope so, your honor

Time is running out for Julian Assange.

New York Corruption - 'Wholesale and Retail' - Double Standards in Dealing with NY Thieves

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

"Namaste."

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

House hunting is cruel.

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

I am one with stupid.

"A word to the wise, counselor: Anymore of these tiresome displays of ethics, and I'll have you jailed for contempt."

Tweed and Erie Rings Playing Blindman's Bluff with Justice

Crime and Punishment: c.f., Bradley Manning