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"As a manufacturer you're involved in a GLOBAL business and you need to cover yourself against all potential claims. . ."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'It's a treasure map.'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Time is running out for Julian Assange.

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

'I'd like to sue my way to success.'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

Transcendental Litigation

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

Free radicals.

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"As soon as I get the paperwork together I'll file an appeal. Sometimes there are just not enough hours in the day."

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

Obamacare May Be Safe For Now. But...

Who to Sue Today.

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'