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Zen And The Art Of Bankruptcy

'...and let's get one thing straight. This ain't no yoga class for wimps.'

Practising yoga at the top of a hill with a gas mask on

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

Don't sweat the small stuff

Duelling Gurus

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Man showing in the rain.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Zenemies.

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Fitness guru.'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Guru.

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'