Legal Warriors Gifts

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

Time is running out for Julian Assange.

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Corporate Lawyers

Transcendental Litigation

Earth Reset Button.

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

Gas Bill

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"As soon as I get the paperwork together I'll file an appeal. Sometimes there are just not enough hours in the day."

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

Labour Protests

'Oh, no! They've got a Swiss-army defence lawyer!'

'You won't be able to afford a top lawyer like me for very long. But, maybe just long enough to give your wife one heck of a scare.'

'Ideally we want you to find us someone with an excellent degree and at least 8 years experience litigation at a magic circle firm.'