Nook Navigator Gifts

'It's a nice nook alright, but I'm more after something deep and narrow...'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I am not asking for directions."

New music conference

"You've got computer-breath."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"