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They called him the Olympic Flame because he never went out.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"You've got computer-breath."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I am not asking for directions."

New music conference

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

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