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They called him the Olympic Flame because he never went out.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I am not asking for directions."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

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"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

You are here.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."