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"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

"I just don't see a future for us Jane, our Netflix wish lists are just too different."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

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'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

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Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

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'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

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Titanic: How's my steering.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'