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Computer dating.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Bookworm Sleepover

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

There was nothing Colin liked to do more than to settle down with a snack and watch slimming advertisements on the television...

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

"I just don't see a future for us Jane, our Netflix wish lists are just too different."

Nancy Wheeler/Natalia Dyer

Ghost in the bedroom.

'It's a nice nook alright, but I'm more after something deep and narrow...'

"If I don't do something about my work/life balance I've no chance of finishing my Netflix watch list."

Cable Hell.

"For god's sake! Break up with me already so I can finally finish watching our series on netflix!"

Parent problems..

"You got a big store here. She'll show up sooner or later."

"Tell us where the bodies are buried and then we'll discuss a Netflix special."

"I'm looking for a position that will allow me to telecommute while I sit around in sweatpants watching Netflix."