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"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

Working from Home.

3D

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

Hollywood, 2083.

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!